I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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