I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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