It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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