oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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