I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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