plz talk dirty to me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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