I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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