areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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