so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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