Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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