so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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