Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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