I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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