im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
There's always time for handjobs
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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