Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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