I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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