Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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