Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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