this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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