i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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