we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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