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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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