I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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