i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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