He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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