I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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