What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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