Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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