i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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