Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's like iHOP with fire
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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