The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
