sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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