oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize