Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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