normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You have to summon your inner elephant
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
