I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
