is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We're too hungover to prance.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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