Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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