I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
