You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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