You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize