I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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