sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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