the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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