So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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