i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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