that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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