My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize