I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The Olympian is in my bed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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