i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Blood and glitter go together right?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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