So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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