Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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