i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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