I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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