Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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