in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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