Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
false alarm. still invincible.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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