Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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